According to my data, few people actually read these. So I have elected to cast off the shackles of technical clarity and write the patch notes in a limerick.

Version 1.2

I first went and added some heat

To the pipes one, two, four and three

Auger was given a smack

So he’ll no longer attack 

Players that are holding down ping

Then I looked at and revamped the way

That the map comes on into the game

Because the GPS

Wasn’t the best

So this should make it smoother to play

Some items have been disabled until you actually need them

And the valve puzzle says if it was really completed

And Rod got moved back

About a foot and a half

Because poking ‘round the corner is cheatin'

That concludes version one and point two

And I hope that it was a fun read for you

And if you did read this memo

But have not tried the demo

Well just what are you waiting to do?